Some paranormal investigators collect evidence. Others apparently collect demonic possessions.
If you've spent any time in the paranormal world, you've probably noticed a strange trend: every unexplained creak is a demon, every shadow is pure evil, and somehow certain investigators seem to get "possessed" more often than most people get a flat tire.
This shirt is for everyone who's tired of the theatrics.
Whether you've spent years investigating haunted locations or you simply appreciate a healthy dose of skepticism with your spooky season, 0 Days Since Last Possessed delivers the perfect amount of sarcastic paranormal humor. It's an inside joke for the investigators who know that genuine cases are rare—and that not every ghost hunt ends with an exorcism.
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors® 1717, this heavyweight, garment-dyed tee has the broken-in feel of an old favorite from the very first wear. Soft, durable, and built for late-night investigations, cemetery walks, haunted attractions, or just rolling your eyes at the next "I got possessed again" social media post.
Product Features:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, heavyweight feel
- Garment-dyed finish for vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape
- Durable construction: double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean