Some jokes take a second.
1692 - They Missed One.
A darkly humorous nod to the Salem Witch Trials, this design is for history lovers, Halloween enthusiasts, paranormal investigators, and anyone whose sense of humor occasionally wanders into questionable territory.
Designed with a minimalist, historically inspired aesthetic, the artwork features authentic colonial broadside influences and a subtle crescent moon divider—a small wink to the infamous events that unfolded in Salem more than 300 years ago.
Printed on a medium-heavy cotton/poly blend hoodie, it traps warmth while staying soft against the skin. A double lined hood and color-matched drawcord add structure and polish. Its the kind of hoodie that feels familiar the first time you put it on while being a subtle conversation starter for history buffs, spooky souls, and lovers of dark humor alike!
Product Features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, low-waste silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- Durable DTF/DTG prints with optional embroidery placements
- Classic fit with tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
Care Instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Return Policy:
All shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies are made to order. Please check the size charts before purchasing. Returns are only accepted only for damaged or defective items. Please see our Return Policy for more info.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |