Some jokes take a second.
1692 - They Missed One.
A dark humorous nod to the Salem Witch Trials, this design is for history lovers, Halloween enthusiasts, paranormal investigators, and anyone whose sense of humor occasionally wanders into questionable territory.
Designed with a minimalist, historically inspired aesthetic, the artwork features authentic colonial broadside influences and a subtle crescent moon divider—a small wink to the infamous events that unfolded in Salem more than 300 years ago.
Printed on a heavyweight cotton t-shirt, it combines a relaxed fit with a soft, lived-in feel that only gets better with time. The garment-dyed fabric offers rich color, lasting durability, and everyday comfort. Easy to pair with denim, workwear, or your favorite jacket, it's a subtle conversation starter for history buffs, spooky souls, and lovers of dark humor alike.
Product Features:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed for that broken-in color and lived-in hand
- Double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Available S–4XL with a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit and sewn-in label
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Return Policy:
All shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies are made to order. Please check the size charts before purchasing. Returns are only accepted only for damaged or defective items. Please see our Return Policy for more info.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean