YOU FOUND ME. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.
For years you've searched the woods hoping to spot Bigfoot. Turns out, he wasn't hiding—he was avoiding people.
Featuring a less-than-thrilled Sasquatch and a healthy dose of social exhaustion, this design is perfect for introverts, cryptid lovers, paranormal enthusiasts, and anyone who'd rather spend their weekend wandering the forest than making small talk.
Printed on the ultra-comfortable Comfort Colors 1717, this tee has a relaxed fit and lived-in feel that only gets better with time. Whether you're out squatching, investigating strange happenings, or simply ignoring texts, this shirt has you covered.
Because sometimes being discovered is the last thing you wanted.
Product Features:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, breathable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture.
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting seams.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk to keep shape after wash.
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |