Every strange noise doesn't need a demon. Every draft isn't a portal. And not every unexplained moment is the beginning of an exorcism.
This design pokes a little fun at the habit of turning every bump in the night into the most dramatic paranormal explanation possible. Because sometimes the haunted house is... just an old house.
Printed on the Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt, it's made from a warm, durable medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend that's perfect for chilly investigations, horror movie marathons, or politely reminding your ghost-hunting friends that maybe we should rule out the obvious first.
Comfortable, cozy, and packed with just the right amount of paranormal sarcasm, it's made for investigators, skeptics, and anyone who's tired of every creaky floorboard being blamed on demons.
Product Features:
- 50/50 cotton-polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) medium-heavy fabric for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for main prints; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
- Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton; meets flammability and heavy-metal safety requirements
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean